Fruit Strip Club
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It started with a smoothie. Now you’re emotionally invested. This handmade ceramic cup features a banana mid-routine, peel flying, berries losing their minds, and dollar bills caught in the crossfire. It’s vulnerable. It’s sensual. It’s deeply stupid in the best possible way.
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Because sometimes you don’t choose the fruit life — the fruit life chooses you.
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<h3>Details</h3>
<ul>
<li><strong>Volume</strong>: ~6–8 oz (small cup / sake / juice vibes)</li>
<li><strong>Material</strong>: hand-painted and glazed stoneware</li>
<li><strong>Care</strong>: food safe, microwave safe, dishwasher safe (top rack preferred)</li>
</ul>
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Each performance is unique — fruit placement and peel drama may vary. Perfect for brunch romantics, sappy weirdos, and anyone who’s ever whispered “take it off” to their fruit bowl.
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It started with a smoothie. Now you’re emotionally invested. This handmade ceramic cup features a banana mid-routine, peel flying, berries losing their minds, and dollar bills caught in the crossfire. It’s vulnerable. It’s sensual. It’s deeply stupid in the best possible way.
</p>
<p>
Because sometimes you don’t choose the fruit life — the fruit life chooses you.
</p>
<h3>Details</h3>
<ul>
<li><strong>Volume</strong>: ~6–8 oz (small cup / sake / juice vibes)</li>
<li><strong>Material</strong>: hand-painted and glazed stoneware</li>
<li><strong>Care</strong>: food safe, microwave safe, dishwasher safe (top rack preferred)</li>
</ul>
<p>
Each performance is unique — fruit placement and peel drama may vary. Perfect for brunch romantics, sappy weirdos, and anyone who’s ever whispered “take it off” to their fruit bowl.
</p>